I swear this is occurring to me again. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are right back where we started. It's like a curse. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.
here- Perhaps it's time change my luck
- Surely this is a dream
- I need a vacation
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and suddenly a flock of chickens came out under a building. They were flying all over the place, and cars were laughing. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utteramazement.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be true, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
You guys won't believe what just happened. Seriously, I think I'm going to pass out! Everything was just totally absurd.
- I can't even
- Seriously though
- I need to document this
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat happens next!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, this whole thing is just unfathomable. I keep trying to getting a handle on it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I try a different approach?